KK Meeting Part 1 (Kart Fiction)

K: Alright everybody. Welcome to the first meeting of Kart Kingdom, for Kart Kingdom, in Kart Kingdom, by Kart Kingdom

* Everybody stares*

Bishop: .......

Pickleback: Yum pickles

Bishop: CAN YOU NOT EAT PICKLES FOR ONCE

Pickleback: NO

* Silence*

Me (SirGawain8): Ok can we go home no-

K: NO

Me (SirGawain8): Fine

K: Alright so we are going to talk about our problems that we are having right now and try to fix them.

Everyone: MAKE THE KK MODS BE LESS STRICT

K: NEVER

Everyone: OH COME ON

K: WE CANNOT HANDLE ALL YOUR COMMENTS WE ARE TOO LAZY TO READ THROUGH THEM ALL

Djgirl: Then why don't you read them...? And not be lazy?

K: BECAUSE WE ARE BUSY SLEEPING

Yumms567: ...Aren't you supposed to read all the comments instead of sleeping?

KK mods: WE GET BORED

Yumms567: Then why do you still work as a mod

KK mods: BECAUSE WE GET TO SLEEP ALL THE TIME

Yumms567: ...

K: CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

Everyone: Fine. We will talk about it next week.

K: OK EVERYBODY SUMMER IS OVER

Me (SirGawain8): Actually summer doesn't really end until September 22th in the Northern Hemisphere, meaning that we still got more then a mon-

K: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T TELL ANYBODY THAT ITS A TOP SECRET THAT IS BEING HIDDEN IN A SAFE

Me (SirGawain8): Wow ok then

K: ANYWAYS BECAUSE SUMMER IS OVER-

Me (SirGawain8): DUDE ITS NOT EVEN OVER YE-

* SirGawain8 gets thrown outside and the door slams shut*

Me (SirGawain8): OK THEN

K: OK ANYWAYS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A-

Buggarden12: Let me guess, a back to school event.

K: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WOULD SAY THAT

Buggarden12: Because we literally have a back to school event every year

K: ........

K: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT

Buggarden12: Oh come on, 99.9 percent of people here know that already

K: ...Yeah I guess your right.

K: So anyways, we are going to have Gus come back, and he will give you guys stuff when you give him stuff

Me (SirGawain8): Yep

K: WAIT WHAT HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN HERE

Me (SirGawain8): You literally forgot to lock the doors

K: ...Oh.

* SirGawain8 gets thrown outside again and the doors lock on him*

K: OK GUYS SO YOU BASICALLY GET IT RIGHT? BACK TO SCHOOL EVENT THING STARTS AND YOU ALL GO BACK INTO SCHOOL, GOT IT?

* Everyone is on their phones*

K: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME

Bradstormer: Well, I mean, you literally just grabbed us and threw us in here and made us listen to you talk

K: BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS

Bradstormer: Trust me, 99.9 percent of people here already know what's going to happen

K: WE ARE GOING TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE KK BLOG NOW AND NOT DELETE YOUR COMMENTS FOR NO REASON

Everyone: *Drops their phones* OMG YES

K: LOL JUST KIDDING I HAD TO GET YOU TO PAY ATTENTION

Everyone: Oh come on...

K: OK ANYWAYS SO I MEET MY TEACHER AT THE BEACH AND WE STARED AT EACH OTHER AWKWARDLY

Bradstormer: THAT'S NOT EVEN NEWS

K: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO TELL THE STORY ANYWAY

Bradstormer: ...Ok then

* Flashback to when that happened*

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K: O_O HI

Abby: O_O HELLO

K: *Silence*

Abby: *Silence*

* Dramatic staring*

* They stare at each other for 30 minutes*

K: So....uh....

Abby: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT BOOK THAT YOU TOOK WHEN SCHOOL ENDED

* Another flashback*

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* At the school*

Abby: Bye!

K: Bye... *Takes book*

Abby: Wha-WHERE DID MY BOOK ABOUT HOW TO CLONE MYSELF AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD GO!?

K: *Runs away*

Abby: WAIT NO PLEASE

K: I WILL NOW RULE THIS WORLD MWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA *Cough* *Cough*

K: NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW

MechanicEd: *Watches all this happen* Kart Kingdom has become weirder and weirder

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* Back at the beach*

K: ...Uh...

Abby: ...

K: OH WHOOPS UH I NEED TO GO NOW GOODBYE

Abby: WAIT NO-

K: *Runs away*

Abby: I WILL FIND YOU! I WILL GET MY BOOK BACK! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

K: AAAAAAAAAAAA

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* Back at the meeting*

K: ...Yeah, it was very awkward...

Me (SirGawain8): Rip

K: WHAT OMG HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN HERE AGAIN!?! WE LOCKED THE DOORS!

Me (SirGawain8): Did you not realize you left every single window to this building open?

K: OK THAT'S IT

K: YOU ARE GOING TO BE THROWN OUT YET AGAI-

Abby: NO GIVE ME MY BOOK BACK FIRST

K: OMG HOW DID YOU GET HERE

Abby: I CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW TOO

K: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN

* Abby and K run around the building chasing each other*

* They keep going in circles*

Me (SirGawain8): Ok this meeting is a lot better then I thought it would be

Abby: GET BACK HERE!

K: NO!

* Everybody starts recording this happen*

Bananasavage: Ok who wants popcorn

Everyone: ME

K: WHAT THIS ISN'T FUNNY

Abby: YEAH IT ISN'T K STOLE MY BOOK ABOUT HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Everyone: Wait what

Me (SirGawain8): ...You wanted to take over the world?

Abby and K: ...Don't ask

Pickleback: OH COME ON I WANTED TO DO THAT

Bishop: ...

* Pickleback joins the chase*

Bishop: I...I give up

MechanicEd: WHAT EVEN HAPPENED TO THE MEETING

Cp21075: I DON'T KNOW

Clingwrap: Well, this is fun to watch

Me (SirGawain8): Yeah.

* Insert 5 more minutes of chasing here*

Me (SirGawain8): Um guys, I don't think you realized

K: WHAT!?!?

Abby: WHAT!?

Me (SirGawain8): You literally left the book on that table K

K: O_O OH NO

Abby: HA HA

* K and Abby run to the table*

Abby: OMG WHERE IS IT!?

K: I HAVE NO IDEA

Abby: OK WHO TOOK IT

Pickleback: I DID

Abby: OH NO

K: RUN!

* Pickles go flying everywhere*

K and Abby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

New User: ...What even is happening...?

Me (SirGawain8): Trust me, you'll get used to it.

Theocean: Yeah, its Kart Kingdom. The land where complete randomness happens

* A tree explodes*

Me (SirGawain8): ...Like that

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