Boxwood (Kart Fiction)

That's right another story from the guy who ends 99.9% of his kart fictions with "WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK" or "PLEASE STAND BY"

'''PLEASE NOTE: This kart fiction is a joke. Don't take it seriously.'''(NOTE: I am NOT trying to make fun of the creators and mods of KK. The creators and mods do hard work for Kart Kingdom. This is just a silly kart fiction. ---Gawain)

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Boxwood.

The City of randomness

* Gawain explodes trees*

Osophie: Dude you don't even live in Boxwood you live in

Gawain: I know

Randomness. Happens

Bradstormer: We already knew that

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH

Bradstormer: Stop raging

Mystic: Yeah

Ok fine

Anyways, Boxwood is a a suburb by Kartville

Kartville: I hate you

Boxwood: Wait how are we talking we are cities not people

Kartville Heights: By this point who even knows...

Lets just end this awful intro right now.

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'''NOTE: This next part is a joke. Please don't take it seriously.'''

Boxwood.

No its not wood in a box-

You: I thought you said the intro was over.

Yes it is.

....

But at the same time it isn't.

It is but it isn't.

Is is isn't.

Nothing is something.

Something is anything.

Anything is nothing and something.

You don't even need an "no" or "so or "an", or an "every"

You just need thing.

Its all thing.

Thing.

Nothing is impossible, but nothing is possible for someone else.

Nothing is impossible for one person, but nothing is possible for the other.

That is how thing it gets.

Time is real, but its not real.

We don't eve know.

For all we know everything in existance is a lie.

Like a game.

Everything is a game.

The person in control of it can do whatever the heck they want to.

They can just lie about everything.

Everything we knew is being controlled by a computer.

Added by it.

Everything was added by the computer.

We are all a lie.

We are all a mod for a game.

...

We really need to start the story now.

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Meanwhile in a city that isn't wood in a box

Elks: Aw man what a nice da-

K: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* K crashes herself into a tree*

Elks: ...Yeah this is a fine day

Mystic: So peaceful out

10Dawson10: I know right

Elks: Yeah

K: OW THAT HURT

* K gets up and runs*

Elks: What could go wron-

* A tree explodes*

Elks: ...Eh, everything is fine

Gawain: Yep. Nothing wrong is happening.

* A flood starts*

Gawain: Aw man its so cool out today almost like we are floating in water

* K run's to Gus's house*

K: GGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUSSSSSSS

* K rings Gus's doorbell*

* K rings it again*

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Gus: WHAT!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!

K: GUS THIS IS A MEETING

Gus: Wha-

* K runs inside and teleports everyone there*

Princess Wonderful: MY STEAK

Drew: AAAAAAA

MechanicEd: Great what happened now

Pickleback: MY PICKLES

Armstrong: Ugh

K: GUYS, BOXWOOD IS TURNING INTO BOXES

Armstrong: That's not even possibl-

* Armstrong becomes a box*

Armstrong: Ok never mind

Gus: But why

K: Just because

Gus: But why

K: Just because

Gus: But why

K: Just because

Gus: But why

K: Just because

Gus: But why

K: Just because

Gus: But why

K: Just because

Gus: But why

K: Just because

Gus: But why

K: Just because

MechanicEd: OK CAN YOU GUYS JUST STOP

K: Sorry

MechanicEd: No

K: Cri

MechanicEd: Stop trying to be funny

K: Funny

MechanicEd: Do you want me to throw you to the moon again

K: OMG PLEASE DON'T

MechanicEd: Ok then

'''This next part is also a joke. Don't take it seriously.'''

Gus: Ugh, whatever.

Armstrong: HEY THAT'S MY LINE

It was. but it never was. never never even never.

Armstrong: Ok stop the mind games

You just broke the fourth wall

Armstrong: I don't care

What even is what? Is there a purpose to purpose? An answer to an answer? A knowing to knowing? A belief to belief? Questions never end, but they can if you find the truth, to the truth.

Armstrong: That's it

* Armstrong destroys the writer*

* The boxes disappear*

K: Wow good job

Armstrong: Thanks

Sour Sue: Wait.

Everyone: What?

Sour Sue: If the writer is destroyed, that means there is no writer to write the story...and that means-

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK