K And CC Part 1 (Kart Fiction)

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IN A WORLD, WHERE YOU CAN EXPLODE RANDOM STUFF

* Tree explodes*

* Another tree explodes*

* A third tree explodes*

Cowgirllily: Gawain please stop exploding trees

Gawain: No

Cowgirllily: Why not

Gawain: I like explosions

Cowgirllily: Can you please replant new trees

Gawain: Ok

* Gawain brings the trees back somehow*

IN A WORLD, WHERE YOU CAN RAGE AT THE FACT YOUR COMMENT NEVER WENT UP

Gawain: Wha-MY COMMENT DIDN'T POST!?!?!??! ALL I SAID WAS "I like music" I DECLARE WAR

* Gawain rages*

* Gawain throws his computer*

* Gawain runs to the PBS KIDS HQ

Bishop: Hi welcome to the PBS KIDS H-

* Gawain grabs Bishop*

* Gawain starts shaking him*

Gawain: UPLOAD MY COMMENT RIGHT NOW

Bishop: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

IN A WORLD, WHERE YOU CAN STARE AT EVERYONE UNTIL THEY ARE SCARED OF YOU

Pinkiepie445: Ok I would like to buy these chips please

* The cashier stares at her*

Pinkiepie445: ...Hello?

* The cashier continues to stare at her*

Pinkiepie445: SOMEBODY HELP ME

IN A WORLD, WHERE YOU CAN TALK WITH FRIENDS

Drew: Gawain is insane

Sussettey: I know right

Princess Wonderful: He literally exploded when Bishop took his Deep Dish Pizza

Bishop: Wait, that was his?

* Everyone stares at Bishop*

* Silence*

Gawain: WHO TOOK MY DEEP DISH PIZZA

Sussettey: OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYO-

IN A WORLD, WHERE YOU THROW DEEP DISH PIZZA AT EACH OTHER Wait...that's the script?

Script guy: Indeed it is

Your fired

Script guy: ;-;

IN THIS WORLD, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE KNOWN AS CC AND K, OH AND BY THE WAY THEY ARE COUSINS NOT SIBLINGS STOP ASKING US

K: Hi CC

CC: Hi K

K: That intro was too lo-

CC: K YOU HAVE BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL WAY TOO MANY TIMES TODAY

K: DUDE YOU JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL TO TELL ME I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL

CC: YOU BROKE THE FORTH WALL TO TELL ME I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL TO TELL YOU THAT YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL

MechanicEd: Guys I swear if you continue doing that I will go insane

K and CC: Fine, we'll stop...

K: Ok anyways, I'm gonna go on vacation, so just don't do anything

CC: Ok

* K leaves*

CC: I'm going to do anything now

* CC throws a chair*

CC: There I did something

Pickleback: But anything is something

CC: Nothing is something

Pickleback: But its not anything

MechanicEd: Guys, please stop

CC: Whatever, I'm going to go in the other room

* CC walks in the other room*

CC: OOOH A BUTTON THAT SAYS "DO NOT TOUCH" I WONDER WHAT IT DOES

MechanicEd: OMG GET HER

Pickleback: CC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

* CC presses it*

* Suddenly a volcano randomly appears*

Lehcar: OK WHAT

Luam667: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gawain: OMG THIS IS SO SCARY CAN WE HIT 5 LIKES

Lehcar: GAWAIN THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE AROUND

Gawain: FINE

* Silence*

Gawain: OH NO DESPACITO 999 HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE VOLCANO

Lehcar: GAWAIN STOP JOKING AROUND

Gawain: Alright, I'm sorry...

* Another silence*

Gawain: What could possibly go wro-

Everyone around Gawain: NO

* Everyone jumps onto Gawain and tapes his mouth*

Gawain: UFHBDSNJSHGVHSGVAHB

Elks: Gawain whenever you say that something bad happens IgiKo: Sorry we can't trust you

Gawain: ... ;-;

* Meanwhile*

K: What a nice day at the beach...

* K gets up*

K: Time to go get so-

* K sees the volcano*

* Silence*

K:

WHAT THE

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE ADS

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EVERYDAY IS AMAZING AT BURGER KART! THE ENTIRE WORLD MAY BE IN DANGER OF A VOLCANO, BUT WHY DON'T YOU COME ON DOWN TO BURGER KART AND ENJOY OUR AMAZING KHOPPERS!

Burger Kart Worker: HELP WE ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE

COME ON DOWN TODAY!

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CC: Sorry guys...

* The door goes flying*

* K rushes inside*

Four: O_O

* K presses the blue button*

* The volcano disappears*

Lehcar: OH GOOD

Gawain: CAN I MAKE JOKES NOW

Lehcar: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO TALK

Gawain: I TOOK THE TAPE OFF

K: '''WHO. PRESSED. THE. BUTTON.'''

* Everyone points at each other*

DrLucas: IT WASN'T ME

MechanicEd: NO IT WAS PICKLEBACK

Pickleback: NO HARLEY DID IT

Harley: NO SHE DID IT

Princess Wonderful: NO I WAS EATING STEAK HE DID IT

Kartkingdom: WHY WOULD I DO IT PURPLEHEAD DID IT

Purplehead: NO I DIDN'T FOUR DID

Four: NO SOUR SUE DID IT

Sour Sue: WHY WOULD I PRESS IT THE KID PRESSED IT

The Kid: NO ACE DID IT

Ace: NO ARMSTRONG DID IT

Armstrong: ACE DID IT

Ace: NO ARMSTRONG DID IT

Armstrong: NO AURORA DID IT

Aurora: WHY WOULD I DO IT CHAZ DID IT

Chaz: OMG I DIDN'T THE KID DID IT

The Kid: I ALREADY SAID I DIDN'T DO IT DAISY DID IT

Daisy: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT HARLEY DID IT

Harley: NO I ALREADY SAID I DIDN'T DO IT GUS DID

Gus: WHY WOULD I DO IT PRINCESS WONDERFUL DID

Princess Wonderful: I SAID I DIDN'T DAZE DID IT

Daze: I DIDN'T DO IT, DIESEL DID

Diesel: NO FOUR DID IT

Four: I SAID I DIDN'T DO IT SO THE KID DID IT

The Kid: FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDN'T DO IT MECHANICED DID IT

MechanicEd: I SAID I DIDN'T PINEWOOD DID IT

Pinewood: I DIDN'T DO IT HARLEY DID

Harley: NO I DIDN'T AURORA DID IT

Aurora: NO I DIDN'T DO IT SOUR SUE DID

Sour Sue: I SAID I DIDN'T I WAS EATING SOUR CANDY DAZE DID IT

Daze: NO I DIDN'T DO IT DIESEL DID IT

Diesel: I SAID I DIDN'T PRINCESS WONDERFUL DID

Princess Wonderful: WHY THE HECK WOULD I DO IT CHAZ DID IT

Chaz: NO I DIDN'T DO IT GUS DID

Gus: WHAT NO I WOULD NEVER THE GENT DID IT

The Gent: NOPE PICKLEBACK DID IT

Pickleback: NO I DIDN'T DO IT BUT PRINCESS-

K: RELAX. I KNOW WHO DID IT

Everyone: Who!?!

K: CC DID

CC: WHAT NEVER

* Silence*

CC: OK FINE I DID IT

K: YOU. PRESSED. IT.

CC: ...Yeah I did

* Silence*

* Crickets chirp*

K: I SAID NOT TO EVER DO ANYTHING

CC: OH NO HELP

Everyone in the room: AAAAAAAAAHHH

K: I WILL NOW DESTROY THIS WHOLE ENTIRE BUILDING

Sour Sue: OH GOD RU-

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK THIS JOKE IS GETTING OLD

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I hope you enjoyed that silly kart fiction.

You: Gawain this is your fifth kart fiction in one day

I know

Like always, thanks for reading.

Gawain