CC And The Button (Kart Fiction)

Meanwhile, in the KK HQ or PBS KIDS HQ or PBS HQ WHATEVER THEY CALL IT

Bishop: Guys, I've decided something.

Pickleback: Ugh, what is it? I'm busy being lazy...

KartKingdom: Wait how are you busy while being lazy if lazy means your not busy?

Pickleback: Because I'm busy doing nothing.

KartKingdom: ...How are you busy when your doing nothing...?

Pickleback: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS

DrLucas: Great, now its awkward in here...

Bishop: GUYS, YOU CUT ME OFF!

Mike: I mean, we never actually make promises and plans because we are always too lazy to do them..

Bishop: ...Ok maybe you're right but THAT'S NOT THE POINT

MechanicEd: Then what is the point?

Bishop: We need a EVENT. Like a big one.

Pickleback: No

Bishop: Yes

Pickleback: No

Bishop: Yes

Pickleback: N-

DrLucas: STOP RIGHT NOW WE ALREADY HAVE WASTED 2 MINUTES OF OUR LIFE

Pickleback: Fine.

Bishop: We will make it so CC takes over the blog for K for three weeks, like we did last year.

Mike: Why?

* Bishop opens the window*

* Thousands of people crowd the HQ*

Protester #1: STOP BEING LAZY!

Protester #5: WE WANT A EVENT

Protester #2: YOU HAVE BROKEN TOO MANY PROMISES

Protester #10: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS FOR A NEW AREA IN KK

Mike: Just ignore them

Bishop: We can't do that anymore, we are causing anger and confusion everywhere.

Pickleback: I got an idea. Lets say CC presses a button she isn't supposed to press, and something bad happens that the players have to fix.

Bishop: Great idea! Wait.....THAT WAS MY IDE-

* A few weeks later*

CC: Huh, here's a button, I better not press it-OOPS I ALREADY DID

Everyone in KK: OMG PLEASE TELL ME THIS WILL START AN EVENT

* One week later*

CC: Ok see ya bye

Everyone in KK: ...What about the button?

CC: What button?

* Silence*

CC: Ok bai now

* Meanwhile back at the KK HQ*

Pickleback: Guys! What about the button that CC pressed!? We need an event for it!

Mike: What are you talking about?

Bishop: Yeah, what even are you talking about...?

CpLucas: I'm busy being lazy

KartKingdom: But how are you busy when you-

CpLucas: NO WE DO NOT NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN

MechanicEd: Where's the popcorn?

Pickleback: ...Why do they always forget my ideas....

Bishop: HEY YOUR IDEAS ARE ALWAYS MINE

Pickleback: WAIT YOU REMEMBER!?

Bishop: NO I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT BUT I BET ITS MY IDEAS

Pickleback: WAIT NO WE JUST THINK THE SAME

* Bishop grabs CC memory powder that makes people forget stuff*

Bishop: TAKE THAT *Throws it everywhere*

Pickleback : AAAAAHHHHH-

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